Jazz Hands – STAT!

My buddy Glen and I were watching the HD PBS documentary about HRH Elizabeth II and her posse last night but I also noticed that the (somewhat well publicized) Rosie O’Donnell Variety Show was on. I set the PVR and we continued to watch Liz until 9pm.
Then I turned on the Variety Show…
…all I have to say is, thank GOD I have a PVR. The hour long program was reduced to a 7.5 minute fast forward session, only stopping to watch Liza warble and shake her way through a song, Alanis Morissette starting to sing, the Gayken making lame jokes about his bald-faced lies to his fans for years…and finally (the only funny thing in the show), Kathy Griffin’s amusing Nancy Grace impression.
Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.

Rosie O’Donnell, single-handedly making middle America
believe that “Jazz Hands = Complicated Coreography”
…now this…is coreography!!





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