Tips for Retards – 4

Tip #4

“When hitting the ‘up’ button on the elevator at 12:30pm, it is generally not a good idea to wait IN the door alcove. When your retardation is revealed by the shortly arriving FULL elevator and subsequent throng of people running you over, it’s also not a good idea to give cut eye to the perfectly innocent people in the elevator (see: victims of your retardation).”

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~ by seangstm on February 7, 2006.

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