Rogers.com

AKA retards@danger.of.being.throttled.com

A message I sent to Rogers.com customer service just moments ago…

“Your website is a total piece of slick looking veneer covering a steaming pile of shit.

Recently I tried to order your home phone service online – which is impossible. Go ahead, I defy you to prove me wrong. I have an account, but it claims I am never signed in, even after I just came from the sign on screen; successfully having SINGED ON. You can repeat the process ad infinitum – it never works.

Stupidly, I then tried to order a magazine subscription online, thinking it was just that one section that was created by monkeys.

I chose the magazine then filled out the form – which you can’t enter your account # on btw. Your field for wireless account #s contains fields for 3 numbers, 3 numbers and then 3 numbers. When Canada passes a new law outlawing 10 digit phone numbers, people might actually be able to enter their proper wireless #s.

Also, after choosing my magazine and then filling out the form – having to shoehorn my account # into the field YOU provide – it tells me i haven’t chosen a magazine. Oops. Guess I must not have.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Then it takes me back to the magazine screen…and I chose MacLeans. Then I fill out the form again and hit submit. Then it tells me I haven’t chosen a magazine.

Bored yet? I was about 7 tries back.

And don’t bother writing me back, I’m not ordering the magazine now – thanks to your site – just forward this msg to someone who actually knows how to create a website that works (in other words, NO ONE at your company).”

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~ by seangstm on February 16, 2006.

2 Responses to “Rogers.com”

  1. Congrats for sticking it to them. Sometimes I worry that you and I might be one person…

  2. That was Gillian by the way…feel free to use this as other tip for retards.

    If you need me I’ll be at Dairy Queen…

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