Friday Feast #131

Appetizer
What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?
A fart.

Soup
Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).
Partly cloudy with occasional sunny days. Chance of precipitation.

Salad
What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?
James Bond. If only it was a subject in university…

Main Course
Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books/magazines/newspapers would you choose to read?
This question is fucking retarded. Why would I read something different if I was going to forget the entire thing at midnight?!? Or do you mean everything I read in one day, I would remember forever? I’d probably read all the bios in a single Playgirl magazine…they’re always amusing to bring up at soirees.

Dessert
If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?
I would steal Hershey’s Kisses recipe and call them “Squits.”

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~ by seangstm on February 16, 2007.

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