Tips for Retards™ – Tip #36

To the imbecile who lives on my floor:

What part of “Please place all trash in tied bags before disposing in garbage chute” makes you think you can put a G.F’ING.D. bed frame in the refuse??? And not even IN the garbage chute room…laying precariously on the floor next to it where any child could take their snot-nosed, beady, little eyes out.

Although…admittedly, I’d pay money to see those brats next door to me reduced to only 50% of their Nickelodeon-vision. Perhaps my apartment door would be bashed into only half as many times on a sunny Saturday morning…

…suffer, shitheads.

Turrah!

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~ by seangstm on September 11, 2007.

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