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Just got a call from my denist.

SEAN – “********, Sean speaking.”
RECEPTIONIST – “Um…hi, Sean?”
SEAN – “Uh…yeah.” (please imply your own sarcastic tone – I preemptively deem it to by wholly inadequate)
RECEPTIONIST – “Hi, Sean. This is **** from Dr. ****’s office. The hygienist is running a little late today…”
SEAN – “Uh huh…”
RECEPTIONIST – “…so we were wondering if you wouldn’t mind coming in at 2:30 instead of 2.”
SEAN – “Uh…sure, that’s fine.”
RECEPTIONIST – “Thanks, Sean. See you then.”
SEAN – “Bye.”

How DARE they bump me?! As Judy once said, “His life is NEARLY as important as MINE!”

I so feel like Bette Midler in Ruthless People…

BARBARA – “So, when do I get out of here?”
SANDY – “As soon as Mr. Stone pays the ransom.”
BARBARA – “What’s the problem? What is the ransom?”
SANDY – “Well, we asked for $500,000.”
BARBARA – “That should be no problem.”
SANDY – “He wouldn’t pay.”
BARBARA – “He wouldn’t pay?”
SANDY – “Then we asked him for $50,000.”
BARBARA – “Yeah?”
SANDY – “He still wouldn’t pay. So now we’re lowering our price to $10,000.”
BARBARA – “Do I understand this correctly? I’m being marked down?”
[Starts crying]
BARBARA – “I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart!”



~ by seangstm on September 18, 2007.

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