Tips for Retards™ – Tip #37

To the moron who crossed into my path down a side street this morning:

THIS is proper crossing technique:

Method #1

Not diagonally across which, as any pythagorian fanboy will tell you, takes longer:

Method #2


You can, however, continue to be a retard and cross in a manner best suited to your PEDESTRIAN intellect (I also find this method acceptable):

METHOD #3

Categories:

Advertisements

~ by seangstm on September 18, 2007.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: