Tips for Retards™ – Tip #39

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Tips for Retards™ – Tip #39

To the lovely woman who gave me attitude this morning as I attempted to pass on her right as she was walking towards me:

You DO NOT live in England, nor any other European nation. Please see the sidewalk as the foot-powered equivalent of a street – ALWAYS walk on the RIGHT. And if, like you, one happens to be devoid of any human brain capacity whatsoever, take your cues from people who know. Also, don’t give attitude to people who know what the hell they’re doing.

I SAID, “GOOD DAY!”

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~ by seangstm on October 18, 2007.

One Response to “Tips for Retards™ – Tip #39”

  1. As you can see this pisses me off as well!

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