Tips for Retards™ – Tip #40

This isn’t so much of a tip as it is a recounting of a most gloriously retarded conversation that I just overheard. A new employee on the floor (X) was speaking to myself and two other assistants (B & C). Employee X was being called on to join employees B & C downstairs for a charity event. Employees B & C suggested to employee X that she put her purse in a drawer, or better yet, lock it up.

X – Really?
B – Yeah, that’s a glass door that opens up onto your desk. Anyone could steal your purse.
X – Really?
C – Yep. Just put it in a drawer, at least.
X – But I’m not even leaving the building.
B – It doesn’t matter – purses have been stolen already.
X – Really?
C – Yeah, and wallets.
X – Really?
B – YES. (at this point, employee B, god love her, grabbed this dolt’s purse and shoved it in the nearest drawer and then drug employee X out by her shoulder)

I personally would have stolen the bitch’s purse myself just to teach her a lesson.

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~ by seangstm on November 5, 2007.

2 Responses to “Tips for Retards™ – Tip #40”

  1. so funny, made me smile reading that lol, hope your well sexy

  2. I personally would have stolen the bitch’s purse myself just to teach her a lesson.

    You have to be intelligent in order to learn a lesson. Sadly, I don’t think she would have gotten it.

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