Tips for Retards™ – Tip #41

This conversation took place as I was ordering a sub at an unnamed sub chain location – the name rhymes with Blister Flub.

UNDERPAID WORKER – “Would you like cheese, lettuce, tomato with that?”
SEAN – “Just lettuce, please.”
UW – “Lettuce and cheese?”
S – “Just lettuce, please.”
UW – “No cheese on that?”
S – “Lettuce.”

Tips for Retards – Tip #41

If you offer someone three alternatives and they reply, choosing one of those alternatives, your conversation is OVER.

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~ by seangstm on March 14, 2008.

One Response to “Tips for Retards™ – Tip #41”

  1. I always get Green Tea when I order Earl Grey Tea.

    I stopped going to Yim Nortons.

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